This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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