i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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