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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You were trust falling into bushes
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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