I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
