I want to stick my p in your. b.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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