i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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