Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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