You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i can't believe i had my finger in that
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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