the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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