Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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