maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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