At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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