What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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