Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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