well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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