? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my sisters under your porch take her home
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
