its not stalking. its research.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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