love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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