Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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