Me too!
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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