I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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