Quick, to the slutcave!
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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