party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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