Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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