i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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