too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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