I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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