Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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