I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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