I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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