and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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