i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She's the barista slut.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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