Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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