I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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