i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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