How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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