I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Come see our sink grown plant.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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