What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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