so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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