More tranny stories later!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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