Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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