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quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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