I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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