Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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