People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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