I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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