i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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