I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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