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Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???

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(904): View more from Florida

the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm

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(318): View more from Louisiana

you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?

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(503): View more from Oregon

His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?

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