The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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