it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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