first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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