And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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