Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was like his penis was on wheels.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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